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[happy Italian folk music is played]

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NORTH

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Santa Serenita Clinic

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[music stops]

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I'm sorry guys, but it's an emergency.

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And what? Couldn't you just tell him we're not around?

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Well, he's Sicilian, he only trusts you two.

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Why couldn't I have been Venetian?

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This is torture, I miss the Sicilian air! Son...

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Dad, if you want to go back to Sicily, take your medicine.

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Enough medicine.

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What's the matter today Mr. Giacalone? what is it now

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As usual, he's having some sort of IV problem.

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Not! Your Nordic medicine will not go anywhere near my veins!

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No way, got it?

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- Relax, Mr. Giacalone. - Take a step back, I'll take care of it.

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Okay, Giacalone, look what I got you.

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A special IV infusion from our home country of Sicily.

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If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of the sea!

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Is it true?

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-Of course! -Only for you!

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And, be careful, we also have special antibiotics.

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- From Taormina. -Taormina.

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You like Taormina. Open it, you can almost smell the jasmine.

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-Only what is best for you, sir! -And these were sealed?

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Oh, very sealed, sir.

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-Don't worry, very sealed. Right, see? - [Giacalone] Mm!

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Because, you know, the air here, the air is frankly unbearable.

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It's killing me, the Milan air is going to kill me!

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Will the infusion kill you or the Milan air?

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Or anything else not Sicilian? Huh?

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I'm telling you, Milan air spoils everything it touches.

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Hell, even cannoli.

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-Even cannoli? - I'll tell you.

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You know they make cannoli here in Milan, right?

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Yes, they even have ricotta sent from Sicily.

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When the ricotta gets here,

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it comes into contact with the air of Milan and is immediately destroyed.

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And the cannoli are spoiled!

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Ah, but why are they hiding all this stuff from us?

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Is it all a big secret?

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- A great mystery, isn't it? - Don't worry.

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We are really about to go to Sicily. We'll bring you some good cannoli.

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Oh! A cannoli?

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- It's cute! -I have to admit, everything is true!

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Down there, it's just different.

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The sea air is magical!

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Oh, the magic!

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-Now it will be impossible to deal with him! -What happened to you?

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- Look, I wasn't trying to... - Hello. Good morning everyone.

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Mr. Giacolone, I think it's true, Southerners just won't die.

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If all southerners died, you'd have to close all the hospitals.

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True! In fact, you are the ones who keep us going.

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You're crazy if you think I'm being treated by a Milanese!

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A Milanese? Sir, I'm from Cefalù!

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- I already told you. - See? It's right next to your base!

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- The best air in the world, after Sicily! -My home base, true!

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We have to go. Bye, Giulio, see you in two days.

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-Thank you very much! -Bring the cannoli!

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Cannoli coming soon! Bye!

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In the meantime, we have a nice infusion with a splash of Rosolio!

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-Do you hear that, dad? Sounds good! -Really, Rosolio?

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[nozzy music is played]

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[both become quiet]

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-Where are you going?! -[both are silent]

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Just be careful.

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-We will do it! - Yes, yes. I made it!

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-[nasty music continues] -[scanner beep]

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-Hey! -[music stops]

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Where exactly are you going?!

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-Um... -Uh...

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Leaving with only one suitcase each?!

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what do you mean

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The ones you hold in your hand!

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Oh, these two.

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You have to tell me what's in the suitcases!

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It's just our lunch.

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Just your lunch?

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Aha.

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One, two, both! Come to my office!

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And then we'll talk about lunch today.

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-[slurred speech] -[grim music plays]

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[exhales heavily]

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Okay, I think we might have a problem with the structure we have here.

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which is built on a foundation of perseverance,

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absolute dedication and punctuality.

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Is that clear to you?

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It's very clear, Mr. Director. We're still getting used to it.

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Because we transferred from the south to the north...

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And, you know, at our age, on top of that, we have our families down south.

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Oh, poor you!

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Another Southerner who feels sorry for himself.

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Mr. Director, you should understand, you are from the south.

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[laughs] No, stop it. Don't even try to go there.

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Sicily is in the south. And Calabria is in the north.

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Sir, we must go back today.

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Our wives are opening a business.

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It's going to be a charming little farm-to-table shop, and we need your support.

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"A store straight from the farm! Please, Mr. Director!"

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Blah, blah! Not! Hear your horrible, horrible mutterings!

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- It disgusts me! It's horrible! - Now he hates our grunts?

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- So annoying! - He is right.

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You all drive me crazy!

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All Southerners! [suddenly inhales]

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My blood pressure is high because of you!

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Oh good.

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Mr. Director, you are right.

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We try our best to be as eloquent and eloquent as you,

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but it just doesn't come as naturally to us.

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It's very difficult because whenever we come home,

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We fall back into those bad habits, you know?

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-Yes. -Listen, I understand.

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I grumbled a lot when I first came up north.

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It's hard to get rid of the idea of ​​being a true Calabrian.

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- Oh, sure. -Oh, are you from Calabria?

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Mm-hm.

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-Ah. -[Perrone] Hm.

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Finally, back to why I called you both here in the first place.

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I was just told that you two are idiots, and I mean idiots,

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he asked for a two-day leave.

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- Only two. -Two. [chuckles] It's okay.

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[laughs sarcastically]

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Seems reasonable.

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And it's hard for me to cancel the request at the last minute.

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Well thought out. I mean, really good.

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Yes, sorry for not giving you more notice. [chuckles]

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[laughs sarcastically]

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But you're not going.

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-How so? -Not!

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I'm the boss. Ha, yes!

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-But, Mr. Director... -No!

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And tomorrow, you will be here on time! Punctuality!

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And if you're not, you won't have Mr. Director Nice.

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I'll do what I'm supposed to do and fire you both!

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Is that clear enough for you two?

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Very clear.

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-Huh?! -[in unison] Very clear!

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Ah!

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- Good. Oh, so I'll see you later. -Hello.

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-[upbeat music plays] -[expires]

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-I'm really sorry, guys. -Ah. Yes, what are you going to do?

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- Bye. - Soon.

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Bye.

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Wow! How lucky they are, they left for the sea air.

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By air again? You and the sea air! God!

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Bye!

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-[upbeat music continues] -[car alarm goes off]

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Hey, hang in there!

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You two better bring back Sicilian cannoli!

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-Remember you promised! -[in unison] I did it!

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-Don't forget! -[in unison] I did it!

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-Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! -[honk]

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[upbeat music continues]

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-Hey! - Hey, Gio.

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There is no point in hurrying. There is some kind of mechanical problem.

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-They're not sure we can fly. -Come on. Are you serious?

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- Can't they put us on another plane? - They are all full.

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-We have to hope... -[mobile phone rings]

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-What is this? -[Gio] Excuse me.

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-But... -No, please, continue.

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hey honey Yes. No, they haven't told us anything yet.

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- I know. -Hey, guys.

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-[Salvatore] Hey, Fe. -Let's hope they will let us fly today.

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- That's what Gio said... - My wife...

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-[cell phone rings] -Excuse me, one second.

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baby Maria, I would like to, but they haven't told us anything yet.

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-Mario! - [Valentino] Hey!

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It's incredible.

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If I had known there were delays, I wouldn't have bothered...

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- Terrible. - I was saying it was ridiculous...

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-[mobile phone rings] -I'm sorry, I think it's me. Wait a minute.

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-[Salvatore] And him. -[Valentino] Look at him.

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- God, you can't talk anymore. - I know.

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- We can't have a serious conversation. -No one wants to talk in person.

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-[Sal] They're back. - [Wave] Okay.

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- Talk on the phone or talk to us, okay? - Yes, come on.

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So what do you think? Any chance they'll let us fly today?

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-How should we know? We... -[mobile phones ring]

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-Oh! I'm sorry. Oops, I have to take this. -Wait a minute, I'm sorry! One second.

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Hey, Dad!

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Hey Aurora! Shouldn't you be at school?

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I'm helping my mother set up the new store.

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You must hurry, father. We'll have to put up the tree soon.

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Don't worry honey, I'll be there. Can you put mommy on the phone?

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Salvo, don't do this to me.

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ZERO KILOMETERS

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I've already delayed the opening so you can be here. Come on!

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What should I do?

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There's a problem with the engine, I'm stuck here. I'm sure we'll be leaving soon.

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To be honest, I'm not sure when or if we'll get out of here.

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But the opening?!

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Can't you take another flight, another car ride, or something?

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You know I want to be there.

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Maybe I should try to fix the plane's engine.

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Come on, Salvo, stop joking!

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Say goodbye to your father. Goodbye!

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Bye, Dad! Oh, is it okay if we hang chocolates on the tree too?

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Of course we can do what we want, my dear.

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Now go to school.

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Okay, I love you too! Bye!

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No major surprise, Salvo said their flight was delayed.

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i know Val just told us too.

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Look, I have to take Aurora to school, I'm already late.

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- I'll be right back to help you. - I'll start, don't worry.

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-Soon. - Relax! Everything will be solved!

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It's a fact. [chuckles]

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We northerners know how to make things happen! Huh?

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It's scandalous!

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We've been waiting here since 8:00 in the morning and it's 3:00 in the afternoon!

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[passengers shout]

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Yes! I had to get special permission from the school to catch this flight!

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I'm sorry, I wish I could help you, but none of this is up to me.

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Not. Everyone is right, it's not her fault.

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But you could have put us on another flight or something.

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All our other flights are busy.

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Yes, the others are packed.

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I manage 40 employees, I have to be back tomorrow!

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-You can't blame the lady! - [passengers] Done!

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-[joyful music is heard] -[slurred chatter]

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[PA Bells]

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We regret to inform all passengers that due to the sudden eruption of Etna volcano,

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we can no longer land safely at Catania airport.

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- We are redirected to Palermo. - Wait a minute, Palermo?

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A bus will take you from Palermo to Catania.

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-[shouting] -No!

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Not the highway from Palermo to Catania, no!

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At that point, it would be easier to parachute us into Malta!

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[applause]

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- Correct! Maybe you should! -Yes! Well said!

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Yes, parachute us! We still have free will! Come on!

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-[applause] -Yes!

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-[continuous animated music] -[car horns]

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ETERNAL CONSTRUCTION AREA

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{\an8}[Maria] Val, what is taking so long? are you close

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The map says there are only 80 kilometers to go.

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so about three more hours and we're there.

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So we'll have to meet at the store, because we can't delay the opening.

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-Okay, bye. -See you there, bye.

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You know, at least the highways seem to have improved.

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[upbeat music continues]

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- Okay, see you next time. - Soon.

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Okay guys, I'm sure I'll see you both at the airport tomorrow.

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-Soon, Giovanna. - [Giovanna] Bye.

245
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[laughter]

246
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You are finally home.

247
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[music stops]

248
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For far too many years now,

249
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,517
Politicians made promises but never fulfilled them.

250
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Think of those who live in the south of our country,

251
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they must have the same rights as those in the north.

252
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The right to decent roads, transport and most importantly healthcare.

253
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For these reasons, I, as your Prime Minister,

254
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but above all as a human being,

255
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,797
I am committed to solving this inequality. So please everyone…

256
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,680
Join me in finally uniting Italy.

257
00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,117
Now is the perfect time. We can't afford to waste another moment.

258
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,197
Not even under my supervision.

259
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,920
As always, thank you.

260
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,517
-Okay, shall we go? Oh, thank God. -[camera beeps]

261
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,517
-[sighs] -Congratulations, Mr. Prime Minister.

262
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,677
-For what? -Your speech was wonderful.

263
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,557
That part about the unit was amazing.

264
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,917
Well, for me, sir, as a Sicilian, it's very emotional. Thank you.

265
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,437
-[laughing] -[laughs nervously]

266
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,757
what's wrong with you [laughs]

267
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,197
Did you believe that? [laughs]

268
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,317
Oh come on!

269
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,677
It took us decades to create division in Italy,

270
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,957
and now you want unity? Huh?

271
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:44,997
[laugh]

272
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,837
Come on, I'm burnt, get me a glass of water. Brilliant!

273
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,920
[rhythmic music is heard]

274
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Congratulations!

275
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,077
Luck!

276
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[Claudia] At our charming little shop, straight from farm to table.

277
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[guests speak slurred]

278
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Hello!

279
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,437
-Hey! Good evening! -Welcome!

280
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,277
- Enjoy! -Get in there! It's fantastic!

281
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,237
-Welcome! -[woman] Ah!

282
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,597
-[Valentino] I'm sorry I'm late! - I'm your father! Go and say hi to him!

283
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,520
-Aurora! - Dad!

284
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,677
-Oh, look, finally. It was about time! -[sighs]

285
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,280
- I'm sorry. -I'm so glad you're here, I've missed you!

286
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,237
-Hey, Val. It must have been exhausting. -[Valentino] A little.

287
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,797
Everyone! Can you give me your attention for a moment, please?

288
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,837
-[glass clinks] -Look at this, huh? Huh?

289
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,117
Now that Valentino has finally appeared, we can begin.

290
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,397
Come on, Dad!

291
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,037
[Carmelo sighs] Um.

292
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,277
I would just like to propose a toast to this fabulous little shop,

293
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,637
which celebrates our locally grown produce.

294
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,997
Just look at all this stuff. Huh?

295
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,997
Huh?! I think you all agree.

296
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,637
that this proves that wealth does not exist only in Milan.

297
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,957
You can also do it right here.

298
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,760
Especially when you have a sweet little girl at home,

299
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,117
and a father-in-law with a successful company,

300
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and the means to ensure you stay afloat.

301
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,277
[church bell tolls in the distance]

302
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,837
[rhythmic and thoughtful music is heard]

303
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,197
Dad is a great joker!

304
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,877
[Amanda] Of course, just kidding!

305
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,997
What more can anyone ask for in life

306
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,360
than to see people pursuing what they love?

307
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,837
Good luck to the store!

308
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,357
-[man] Cheers to the store! -[everyone cheers]

309
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,757
Here's to success!

310
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,637
[speech agitated]

311
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,477
And of course, farm to table!

312
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,317
[laughter]

313
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,397
- You look so beautiful. Superb. - Oh, stop it!

314
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,957
- I'm sorry, I can't. You are gorgeous. -[laughing]

315
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,080
-[music stops] -[guests speak slurred]

316
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,877
- [Claudia] Gugu! -Cla!

317
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,477
-[thoughtful and whimsical music is heard] -Hello!

318
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,597
This place is great. You have room to make a success.

319
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,317
-Believe me, I know. - Let's hope! [laughs]

320
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,317
I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow night at the club for bingo, right?

321
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,077
Well, Salvo just came from Milan and is only here for two days.

322
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,237
So we will try to make the most of them.

323
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,597
Well, the first day, for sure!

324
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,677
You'll probably be sick of me by the next day.

325
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,797
[both giggle]

326
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,477
But honestly, if you want to go to bingo, that's fine. It's up to you, huh?

327
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,157
Wow, you need his permission now? Things have changed since we met, haven't they?

328
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,400
Stop, Gugu!

329
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,117
Salvo, just kidding.

330
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,237
I know I left her in good hands with you.

331
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,197
In fact, he left you last time I checked.

332
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,080
[laughs] Oh, Gugu.

333
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,157
Okay, I should probably take off.

334
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,237
Congratulations! Goodbye, ladies. Have a nice evening!

335
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,597
-[ladies] Good night! -[Gugu] Soon. Good night! Goodbye!

336
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,037
-Good night! -Good night, thanks for stopping by!

337
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,077
[chuckles]

338
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,317
-What kind of job, isn't it? And always around. -Yes. He is.

339
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,717
Never miss an opportunity to support you.

340
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,237
-Yes. -Almost too much.

341
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,760
Okay, where should we put this one? Right there, right?

342
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,357
No, father! He can't go there! There is already one exactly like it out there.

343
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,397
Aurora, no, stop! Ignore him, okay?

344
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,637
In Milan, I don't know, he had no idea how to decorate Christmas trees.

345
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,717
Mom, dad, can you help me in the kitchen?

346
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,317
Huh? Shall I help you? With what?

347
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,080
Just follow me and I'll show you.

348
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,760
[Carmelo sighs]

349
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,157
For God's sake, tonight should be a celebration.

350
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,877
Valentino is only here for two days.

351
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,360
Please stop saying the same nonsense about long distance.

352
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,440
-I understood. Hmm. -Mm.

353
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,757
Dad, you know I wish Valentino hadn't worked in Milan too.

354
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,917
It would be easier if he worked with you.

355
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,077
-But he has to figure it out for himself. -Mm.

356
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:25,117
I'm sorry, but a man who abandons his wife and daughter to go to work in the north,

357
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,517
when he knows there's an opportunity here, he's just…

358
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,357
Mom, dad worked far from us for 20 years.

359
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,277
He did, but in Tunis. This is the south!

360
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,357
- Um? -Okay, whatever.

361
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,837
But we agree, no more talk about working remotely, got it?

362
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,357
Yes, yes, good, good. Now what do you need help with?

363
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,600
Give me a hand to wash the cherry tomatoes.

364
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,277
But... your water isn't working.

365
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,877
- Oh, yes, today is Wednesday. -What does that mean?

366
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,357
The city begins to ration water. Use one of the bottles.

367
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,677
What, because there is no running water here,

368
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,957
He goes and runs away to Milan?!

369
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,400
Um! Disgusting!

370
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,680
Now, this one right there.

371
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,600
And I think that should be the last one, right?

372
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,037
By the way, did you remember to write the letter to Santa Claus?

373
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,840
Mm... No, I'm drawing him a picture instead. Do you think it still matters?

374
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,397
- Let me see. - Look!

375
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,317
[gasps] Oh wow!

376
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,757
-Aurora, do you mind if I borrow your father? -Sure. I'm sorry my dear, I'll be right back.

377
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,523
- Okay? Just give me a minute. - It won't take long.

378
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,517
Sorry to interrupt you,

379
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,717
but I have news about our flight to Milan tomorrow.

380
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,677
-Oh, God, tell me it got cheaper. -Maybe even in our wildest fantasies.

381
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,717
No, now it has reached 737 euros per person.

382
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,877
God!

383
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,997
-Maybe we found a cheaper route for us. -Yes?

384
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,157
Maybe we go to Catania-Patras, Patras-Tunisia, Tunisia-Krakow,

385
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,477
Krakow-Milan.

386
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,797
29 euros per leg, for a total of 116 euros.

387
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,877
Well, that sounds perfect!

388
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,277
- It's incredible, it's fabulous. - Great, that's all.

389
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,637
So the only problem is that it takes 12 hours and we should be leaving right now.

390
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,157
Are you crazy? We just got back.

391
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,717
- The table is set, we can't just leave. - I know, we're done.

392
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,077
Dad, come back here!

393
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,037
We only have two days together, stop wasting time with Uncle Salvo!

394
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,717
No, my dear, don't worry, I'll be with you soon.

395
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,557
Don't forget you have to tell everyone we're leaving tomorrow.

396
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,957
-Have I ever disappointed you? - Well...

397
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,277
I'm just trying to find the right time to do it.

398
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,197
-Aha. - Um?

399
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,757
- [Maria] It's ready! -Here I come.

400
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,677
Let's eat, shall we?!

401
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,597
-Yes, let's do it! I'm hungry. - [Carmelo] Mmm! It smells amazing.

402
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:24,517
Can you give us a moment's attention? The big reveal is finally here.

403
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,957
Aurora and I are very proud to present the tree to you all.

404
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,157
Ready? Come on, let's get started!

405
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,157
-Hey! -Beautiful! Bravo!

406
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,597
[Salvatore] Oh! Looks great!

407
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,877
-You did a great job, my dear! - Beautiful tree!

408
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,317
Okay, everyone, let's take a seat. Come.

409
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,837
These all look delicious!

410
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,597
I say let's have a little toast to the launch of mine and Maria's store, shall we?

411
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,557
- [Maria] Yes! -[all] Cheers!

412
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,157
-Good luck to both of you. -Congratulations.

413
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,957
-Ladies!! -[Carmelo] Good luck!

414
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,077
As a pure-blooded Milanese, you all know I traveled a long way to get here.

415
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,037
But I'd do it all over again for love.

416
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,557
- Oh, my dear. -[Carmelo] Very nice.

417
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,557
Then I guess we should all thank Uncle Salvo!

418
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,997
No, my dear, I didn't move here for Uncle Salvo.

419
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,517
- It was for Gugu. -For Gugu.

420
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,637
But that didn't stop your sly uncle Salvo from using your charm.

421
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,397
even if I was with Gugu.

422
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,797
But I said, "Oh, why not?"

423
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,557
Ever since I was young and felt like there might be something to this guy…

424
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,757
Okay, I think that's enough.

425
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,597
Happy Farm and Table! Cheers to you two!

426
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,957
-[Claudia] Yes, thank you all. -We are so proud of you two.

427
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,597
- [Salvatore] I'll cut it, okay? - Please!

428
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,797
- [Claudia] Yes! -Carmelo, can you give me the water?

429
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,637
Can't you take it yourself?

430
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,917
I can't reach it, it's too far! please

431
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,240
Water is too far for you, isn't it?

432
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,040
Look at it, the distance is manageable.

433
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,360
You just have to be willing to put in the effort.

434
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,357
[sighs]

435
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,117
Honey, you know daddy's just trying to be funny.

436
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,437
Maybe they don't have a good sense of humor in Milan.

437
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,197
-Mom, stop! -[Salvatore] Oh my God.

438
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,637
Or maybe Carmelo is alluding to the fact again

439
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,637
that I had no interest in working for his company.

440
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,597
No, no!

441
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,557
Oh, my husband doesn't give a damn.

442
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,117
Come on, do you really want to watch me canning tuna all day?

443
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,317
when I went to school for years to be a doctor?

444
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,837
Hey, maybe you can revive the tone.

445
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,037
Yes, we are resurrecting the tone!

446
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,357
But... I'm sorry Val, I think he was just trying to say

447
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,317
He would really like you to be closer to Maria Teresa and Aurora.

448
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,757
Understandable. I would like Claudia to be closer to my work in Milan.

449
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,437
-But, you know... -What are you trying to say, Salvo?

450
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,157
I guess I just don't understand what this has to do with anything.

451
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,557
I can't come. I have the shop! And I finally settle down.

452
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,677
Adapted to all unique smells and all your fried food.

453
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,157
-[Aurora] I like fried food! - I'm not moving. i love my house

454
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,077
Yes, that's right!

455
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,157
[Carmelo] Of course you wouldn't want to go back there.

456
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,997
I mean, Sicily is not like Milan. It's always raining, it's all that fog,

457
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,157
and, my God, the people!

458
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,837
-They are so cold! -[wink]

459
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,397
I'm not even smiling at you!

460
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,237
I say this with all due respect to Claudia, who is from there.

461
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,677
And talk about how much better our sun is?

462
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,957
- It's the same sun. -[Claudia] You know what he meant.

463
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,477
God, no one says anything against Milan!

464
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,397
-What? There's only one! -Okay, let's not...

465
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,077
Can we please stop arguing about this and enjoy dinner?

466
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:01,037
We will leave tomorrow. I'd hate to waste all our time arguing.

467
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,535
Did he say tomorrow?

468
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,997
Didn't you tell us you were staying for two days?

469
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,277
Valentino, why didn't you tell me the truth?

470
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,677
Because before we got here, we knew he would.

471
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,517
You know, because he would know the right time.

472
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,277
Well, please tell us why you chose this moment.

473
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,157
No, listen, I was going to tell you, but then everyone was arguing...

474
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:25,357
Ah! Okay, so that's why you wanted me to go to bingo night with Gugu.

475
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,797
Because you knew you'd already be out of town.

476
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,877
-What? No, come on! -Oh!

477
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,597
- Everything makes sense. - I wanted to call her...

478
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,557
-[all noisy] -But, no, you never called!

479
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,157
-Enough. It's too much. -[Valentino] I wanted to call you.

480
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,277
-[arguing indistinctly] -[Valentino] It was all for naught.

481
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,757
Valentino, you are on thin ice.

482
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,797
[indistinct discussion continues]

483
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,880
-[charming hopeful music] -[arguments fade]

484
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,597
[Aurora] Dear Santa, I know it doesn't always seem like it,

485
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,477
but my family really loves each other.

486
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,157
The only reason everyone is fighting is the long distance.

487
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,717
So, the only thing I want for Christmas is for you to help me solve the problem.

488
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,037
So all fighting will cease,

489
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,317
and I will see father and uncle Salvo more often.

490
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,357
I just want Christmas to be special for the whole family.

491
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,200
I love them all. Thank you, Santa Claus.

492
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,840
[music stops]

493
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,957
Baby, are you still mad at me?

494
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,720
-Please, done with the secrets, Val? -I promise you.

495
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,317
[thoughtful moody music plays]

496
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,560
Done!

497
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,877
-So you're not mad at me anymore? -Mm... Well, no. [chuckles]

498
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,597
Silly choices have always been a part of our relationship.

499
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,957
[chuckles]

500
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,600
[charming music plays]

501
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,717
Good night, Salvo.

502
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,157
- Bye, Salvo. - Good night, Carmelo.

503
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,077
Good night, Amanda. I'm glad to see you.

504
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,160
[rhythmic and thoughtful music is heard]

505
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,160
Well, good night.

506
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,077
honey are you ready to go

507
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,637
Yeah, let me quickly help Valentino take out the trash and I'll be right back.

508
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,397
- We'll meet at home. - I'll be there soon.

509
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,957
Great. Good night, Val. Thank you for a wonderful evening.

510
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,157
Don't mention that. Thank you for saying good night.

511
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,440
-Bye! Bye.

512
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,957
[Salvatore] You know, it's all our stupid director's fault.

513
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,197
He's like all the southerners who moved north. Now he hates the south.

514
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,357
what do you mean

515
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,677
And we live in the north now and we don't hate the south.

516
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,597
That's just because we haven't been back long enough, we still have time.

517
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,157
It's already starting slowly, slowly.

518
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,877
Recently, whenever I hear a southerner speak, I get irritated.

519
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,637
- It scares me, I don't like it. Wait... -You're weird, you know that?

520
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,717
- See? You mumbled "you're weird" didn't you? - Yes.

521
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,237
-Suddenly, this annoys me. - What are you talking about?

522
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,757
I'm just saying you can grunt in Sicily and nobody bothers you, right?

523
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,437
But I mumble in Milan and suddenly I get very angry!

524
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,877
-Angry about what? -As for you, I say let's be careful!

525
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,557
- Is my grunting a problem? - I changed.

526
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,197
- The North has changed me, that's the truth. -Yes, you have changed a lot.

527
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,717
Hey, look at this.

528
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,677
They just said our flight tomorrow has been delayed two hours.

529
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,997
- Great. do you see - It's not my fault.

530
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,077
Not only did the flight change cost us a fortune,

531
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,517
but now it's also postponed? They have no respect for us.

532
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,397
-Yes. -Without any respect.

533
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,077
[mysterious music plays]

534
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,997
-I shouldn't be surprised. -We'll have to deal with it.

535
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,597
-[cell phone rings] -Okay, as always.

536
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,597
Who's calling at this time?

537
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,680
[sound continues]

538
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,357
Where is my cell phone?

539
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,464
-You just used it to show me my email. -[sound continues]

540
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,960
No!

541
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,357
What, did you just throw it out?

542
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,877
[lively jazz music playing]

543
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,957
-[ringing continues] -[groans]

544
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,357
[Valentino] Oh God, it stinks in here! Come on, you gotta lift me up.

545
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,997
-[sighs] -Careful!

546
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,277
[both grunting]

547
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,637
-Don't let go of me. -Yes, I got you, don't worry!

548
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,317
Come on, get the phone, I gotta go home.

549
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,157
-[grunting] -Hurry up, do you see it?

550
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,197
-[ringing continues] -[second cell phone rings]

551
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,680
[yells]

552
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,840
Yes, hello?

553
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,517
No, thanks. I'm good with my phone provider,

554
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,597
thank you.

555
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,597
Oh, then why're you calling? I told you, I'm happy with the service!

556
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,757
-Bugging me at this hour? -[music fades]

557
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,877
What the hell?

558
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,160
[pensive music playing]

559
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,480
Where in the world did he go?

560
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,800
You in here?

561
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,437
Hello?

562
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,160
Are you hiding or something? [yells]

563
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,277
[cell phone continues ringing]

564
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,957
What the hell, man?

565
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,040
[pensive enchanting music playing]

566
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,677
Um, hello?

567
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,720
[Maria] Val, where are you?

568
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,237
Just stepped out.

569
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,717
[music turns lively]

570
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,717
SICILY EXPRESS

571
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,120
[lively Italian folk music playing]